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Post by pyr0b1a|< on Sun 21 Oct 2007, 9:44 pm

This is a wonderful poem a friend of mine had written a couple months ago... You all should find it very interesting... lol:D Razz check out his blog... he used to blog but something happaned and he deleted all the great stuff but there's still some omoshiroii (interesting) thingz there, so check it out.

http://1337d3mig07h.blogspot.com/
Murphylicious

by Xavier Lloyd aka 1337d3mig07h





Have you ever tasted cherry flavoured ice cream at the tip of the sun orbiting a large block of cheese?
Of course you haven’t!
Why…you ask? That’s quite a delicious question indeed!
The answer, as you can imagine, is twice as obnoxious as the question. It is because pie of course!
As such, we must look to the sophisticated oriental hybrid monkey,
To enlighten us with cheese toasted vodka.
However, we must take great care as we proceed down the red spiral that is jam.
JAM!
'Tis the essence of life indeed!
What would life be without jam?
Why, it would be equivalent to milk without lactose.
Which is, in itself...soy milk.
Beware the Murphyliciousness of soy, in its soggy attempt to brainwash chickens.
Alas, soy life is very flaccid.
Flaccid...what a wonderful word.
Although not nearly as wonderful as bulbous isn’t it?
It sounds as if Monday’s taste like socially awkward situations does it not?
No? Maybe earwax flavoured Jell-O consumed by the ego of seagulls then?
Well whatever the case,
Ticky ticky van knuck to you,
Who have yet to experience the joys of 2-(4 bromo-2, 5-dimethoxy-phenyl)-ethylamine.
Never once let it slip from your consciousness the quasi-fact that a spoonful of drums helps the happiness come out,
Especially if you fail to perpendicularize the pocket lint caused by over use of jazz hands. And that, dear friend(s), is how moldy toothpaste changes the price of bread.

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Post by Snyper on Tue 23 Oct 2007, 8:24 pm

pyr0b1a|< wrote:experience the joys of 2-(4 bromo-2, 5-dimethoxy-phenyl)-ethylamine.
This is not the correct amphetamine isotope. I drew the structure on paper, to realize that it is the unstable reside which can't be used directly by the central nervous system. I'll soon post the correct strain, thats more feasible for an application like this.
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Post by pyr0b1a|< on Tue 23 Oct 2007, 10:33 pm

It's just a random poem a friend of mine wrote months ago.. It isn't supposed to make sense but, please, feel free to suck the fun out of it... You can post your correction though. It might prove interesting.

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Post by Snyper on Tue 23 Oct 2007, 10:49 pm

I wouldn't want to be a drag, or anything.

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Post by GEOvanne on Mon 03 Dec 2007, 12:21 pm

it would be cooler if a dragon stepped on the icecream
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Post by tabooXchanz on Mon 03 Dec 2007, 12:23 pm

GEOvanne wrote:it would be cooler if a dragon stepped on the icecream

Laughing u r sooo psycho
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Post by Snyper on Mon 03 Dec 2007, 8:56 pm

Someone needs to erase all that dragon stuff away from GEOvanne's mind. I fear that the exam stress, is getting to him too.

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Post by GEOvanne on Mon 03 Dec 2007, 9:09 pm

hahaha, what exam stress?
dragon's minds dont get affected by stress
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Post by tabooXchanz on Mon 03 Dec 2007, 10:41 pm

exactly the point Laughing
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Post by pyr0b1a|< on Mon 03 Dec 2007, 10:44 pm

man u are deep in it geo... lord bless ur heart

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Post by Snyper on Mon 03 Dec 2007, 11:14 pm

GEOvanne wrote:hahaha, what exam stress?
dragon's minds dont get affected by stress
GEOvanne wrote:i wish i knew about this stuff before the exam tomorrow
You do have a point to be noted here.
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Post by GEOvanne on Tue 04 Dec 2007, 7:04 pm

i just read the peom for the first time.
pyro says its not supposed to make sence, but i saw it for its full meaning, it was pure beauty
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Post by Snyper on Tue 04 Dec 2007, 8:28 pm

This man, is a true poet. I must give him his props for this.

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Post by GEOvanne on Thu 06 Dec 2007, 8:55 pm

yes, all the props. a superb poet.
and i would realy like to see the correct amphetamine isotope. i mean, I didnt even notice that it was wrong. good for you for pointing it out. now we can show him out for the fool in chemsitry he really is
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