GUYS...don't piss ur women off (part 2)

• i have read about a man drinking alcohol, wife suddenly roasts his penis.
  
• while some poor bloke vaccums his penis. (trying not to laugh here , just did)
  

But here is something thats going to have you run for cover...well for all the males.

CAN BE SEEN IN YAHOO! NEWS.COM



KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.

you know what they say...hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...hehe

true true!!!!

Someone please explain this to me. How does a guy actually allow this to happen? I'd understand if he was totally asleep. I'm just happy to know that he didn't bleed to death.

The title of this thread, is a huge pun, in itself. I'm sorry that it had to end this way nonetheless. Then again, it could have been worse given the circumstances.